"Schily ist damals bei den Demostrationen so schnell vor den
Wasserwerfern der Polizei weggerannt, dass er sie von hinten wieder
eingeholt hat und jetzt selber draufsitzt..."
Volker Pispers

"never touch a two stroke engine".
"Wer Zweitakter tunen will, muss auch zwei Tauben mit einer Hand fangen können..."
Pop Yoshimura

"A house built by an architect without an engineer will fall down.
A house built by an engineer without an architect will be torn down"
Unknown

A cynic believes other people are as bad as he is.
A small town that can't support one lawyer can always support two.
The actual physical discomfort of traveling with the kiddies is not so great, though you do emerge from it looking as if you had just moved the piano upstairs, single-handed.
Robert Benchley (1889-1945)

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